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< Q > What did the DYSLEXIC AGNOSTIC INSOMNIAC do last night?

< A > He stayed up all night, PONDERING the EXISTENCE of DOG.

< Q > Really? Is he all right?

< A > Well, he got so DESPONDENT he tried to COMMIT SUICIDE.

< Q > REALLY!? What happened?

< A > He threw himself behind a bus!

< Q > What office at UCLA do you always have to visit twice?

< A > The Department of Redundancy Department.

< A > I always get deja vu when I come here.

< B > Yeah, me too!

< A > Me too.

< Q > What did the MASOCHIST say to the SADIST?

< A > Hurt me! Hurt me!

< Q > What was the SADIST'S reply?

< A > No!

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